1. You find out, too late, that your parents are going to be attending the same orgy.

2. You are the only person in the orgy who keeps getting pepper-sprayed.

3. You find out, too late, that all the midgets who’ve been invited all have herpes.

4. Rosie O’Donnell refuses to put her clothes on, and leave.

5. A blind guy keeps accidentally shoving his weiner in your bottom.